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Green Bay Packers have won more playoff games at AT&T Stadium than have the Dallas Cowboys. Score is 3-2.

Cowboys’ rank in regular-season wins since 2021: second.

Consecutive 12-win Dallas seasons: three.

Playoff record in that stretch: 1-3.

Dak Prescott three-word self-eval following Cowboys’ 48-32 loss to the Packers on Sunday: “I sucked tonight.”

Prescott: 41 of 60 passing for 403 yards and three TDs. Also, two interceptions, one of them a pick six, during a horrific first half that sealed the loss.

Mike McCarthy: 42-25 in four seasons in Dallas.

Jimmy Johnson’s first four in Dallas: 32-32 plus a ring.

Bill Parcells’ four: 34-30.

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Patrick Mahomes has never played on the road in the post-season. (Super Bowl neutral-site games don’t count.) This is Mahomes’ seventh NFL season. Chiefs visit Buffalo this weekend.

The 49ers broke the Eagles. Entering the teams’ Week 13 matchup, Philadelphia was 10-1. A 42-19 beatdown by SF in front of their home Philly fans initiated a 1-6 nightmare flop to end their season.

Starting quarterbacks remaining in the NFL post-season:

—AFC: Mahomes, Jackson, Allen, Stroud.

—NFC: Purdy, Goff, Mayfield, Love.

Jordan Love vs. Dallas: 16/21, 272, 3 TDs.

Love passer rating: 157.2.

Perfect passer rating: 158.3.

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Playoff wins since 1995: Baker Mayfield 2, Cleveland Browns franchise 1.

QB of Browns’ only playoff win since 1995: Baker Mayfield.

Years between Detroit Lions’ playoff wins: 33.

Previous playoff victory before last weekend: 1991 vs. Dallas.

Last time Lions won twice in a post-season: 1957.

Dolphins’ scoring in final four games: 22, 19, 14, 7.

Most regular-season coaching losses, NFL history: Bill Belichick, 165. (T-1 with Dan Reeves and Jeff Fisher.)

Bill Belichick regular-season, all time: 302-165 (.647).

Belichick post-season: 31-13 (.705).

Rings: 6.

Belichick post-Brady, regular season: 29-38.

Get yerself a quarterback, coaches.