How to Pass For 800 Yards and Lose.

I mean, not his fault. Obviously

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A high-school kid over the weekend passed for 817 yards in a single game, and we’re not actually even sure if that’s a record, and this certainly does suggest that a thing can be both accurate and faintly ridiculous in the same heartbeat.

And his team lost.

I’ll explain as briefly as I can.