Maybe Don't Raise Prices Today.
Get us external communications, stat
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Let’s see. The Dallas Mavericks:
—Traded their transcendent talent to the by-gawd Lakers.
—Saw their trade return immediately become injured.
—Faced massive blowback from an outraged fan base.
—Went 6-7 post-trade to put their playoff hopes on life support.
—Lost Kyrie Irving to a torn ACL.
What next? Man, that’s easy. That is so easy. I’m stunned that I even have to explain it to you.
Of course — you raise ticket prices.